Scumbag Parents

Home schools you and doesn't help you with assignments or work Waits until summer to tell you to redo everything because its "junk"

Home schools you and doesn't help you with assignments or work  Waits until summer to tell you to redo everything because its

Won't approve a trip to comic Con Sends little sister to destin instead

Won't approve a trip to comic Con Sends little sister to destin instead   Scumbag Parents

Tells you you were diagnosed with hypothyroidism Because you stopped going to church

Tells you you were diagnosed with hypothyroidism  Because you stopped going to church   Scumbag Parents

Loses a portion of their wealth in the housing bubble Raids their kids' college savings instead of getting jobs

Loses a portion of their wealth in the housing bubble Raids their kids' college savings instead of getting jobs  Scumbag Parents

Tell you to not be upset over average grades, no one's perfect. Disappointed you didn't get a full ride.

Tell you to not be upset over average grades, no one's perfect. Disappointed you didn't get a full ride.  Scumbag Parents

Get out of bed and do something active like reading a book

Get out of bed and do something active like reading a book  Scumbag Parents

Still goes to my wedding Called a month before to let me know they will be going separately because they are getting divorced

Still goes to my wedding Called a month before to let me know they will be going separately because they are getting divorced   Scumbag Parents

lecture you throughout your entire childhood about importance of college education, especially being black has no money for your tuition because 50 ft motorboat is so expensive

lecture you throughout your entire childhood about importance of college education, especially being black has no money for your tuition because 50 ft motorboat is so expensive  Scumbag Parents

Relentlessly presses you to get straight A's Were straight C students in High School

Relentlessly presses you to get straight A's Were straight C students in High School  Scumbag Parents

Promises karate lessons buys mom more coke so she'll fuck him instead

Promises  karate lessons buys mom more coke so she'll fuck him instead  Scumbag Parents
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