Scumbag Parents

Turns on ac Only when company is coming over

Turns on ac Only when company is coming over  Scumbag Parents

Takes their toddler to a college football game and sits in the student section scolds everyone for being too vulgar and loud

Takes their toddler to a college football game and sits in the student section scolds everyone for being too vulgar and loud   Scumbag Parents

That redbull is so bad for you gives kids 4 sodas each, chips, skittles, cake, ice cream, gummy bears

That redbull is so bad for you gives kids 4 sodas each, chips, skittles, cake, ice cream, gummy bears   Scumbag Parents

Sees that you've been working out and losing weight Says your lazy, out of shape, and fat, repeatedly

Sees that you've been working out and losing weight Says your lazy, out of shape, and fat, repeatedly   Scumbag Parents

Pays for call waiting Never uses it

Pays for call waiting Never uses it  Scumbag Parents

they may have outlawed slavery but we're still living off the interest

they may have outlawed slavery but we're still living off the interest   Scumbag Parents

Deep down, we know that nurturing you with love is the ideal philosophical foundation of parenting. But that's a lot of work and, Tbh, we figured you'd be able to help us avoid the damage we kept from our own upbringing, m'kay sweetie?

Deep down, we know that nurturing you with love is the ideal philosophical foundation of parenting. But that's a lot of work and, Tbh, we figured you'd be able to help us avoid the damage we kept from our own upbringing, m'kay sweetie?  Scumbag Parents

You put headphones in? Let's talk about everything important in your life

You put headphones in? Let's talk about everything important in your life  Scumbag Parents

dumps their personal problems on you for years "Why don't you ever call?"

dumps their personal problems on you for years

blames you for something suspicious in your room blames you for something suspicious in your brother's room

blames you for something suspicious in your room blames you for something suspicious in your brother's room  Scumbag Parents
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