Scumbag Parents

"Mom I think I want to be a lawyer." So you want to go to college now? Better get a job!

guilts you into spending more time with them won't spend the time driving you home

guilts you into spending more time with them won't spend the time driving you home  Scumbag Parents

"WE WENT THROUGH THE SAME THINGS YOU ARE GOING THROUGH." in 1982 bought a house for $30,000. Current median house price $888,000

if you're too full to finish your peas then you're too full for dessert

if you're too full to finish your peas then you're too full for dessert  Scumbag Parents

Has Kids Just to molest them

Has Kids Just to molest them   Scumbag Parents

Make college life as easy and stress free as possible for your siblings' success, never asking them for money, while living in the city where they don't need a car. Move away after they finish school into a house they cant afford, buy a car they cant aff

Make college life as easy and stress free as possible for your siblings' success,  never asking them for money, while living in the city where they don't need a car. Move away after they finish school into a house they cant afford, buy a car they cant aff  Scumbag Parents

Tells you crazy stories of parties they went to in high school still dont let you go to any

Tells you crazy stories of parties they went to in high school  still dont let you go to any  Scumbag Parents

Doesn't talk about your weed habits and not to waste money tosses stash you hid with piece and never tells you about it because they know your'e afraid to ask

Doesn't talk about your weed habits and not to waste money tosses stash you hid with piece and never tells you about it because they know your'e afraid to ask  Scumbag Parents

We love both our children unconditionally As long as they have the same views as us

We love both our children unconditionally As long as they have the same views as us  Scumbag Parents

Refuses to vaccinate the children never misses pets vaccinations

Refuses to vaccinate the  children never misses pets vaccinations  Scumbag Parents
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