Scumbag Parents

Tell you that santa is fictional Mad when you ask if God is too

Tell you that santa is fictional Mad when you ask if God is too  Scumbag Parents

   Scumbag Parents

sees you out of your room when getting a drink at 2:54 am "no one should be awake right now!"

sees you out of your room when getting a drink  at 2:54 am

Gets in an argument with their son Says that they have nothing to be proud of him for

Gets in an argument with their son Says that they have nothing to be proud of him for  Scumbag Parents

Says they will love you and support you no matter what. You're dating a black woman? Get out.

Says they will love you and support you no matter what.  You're dating a black woman? Get out.    Scumbag Parents

complains that you're sick and won't go to school Calls in sick due to hangover

complains that you're sick and won't go to school Calls in sick due to hangover  Scumbag Parents

Goes to Comicpalooza and Meets Patrick Stewart Asks you to stay home and take care of the dogs

Goes to Comicpalooza and Meets Patrick Stewart Asks you to stay home and take care of the dogs  Scumbag Parents

Drive you fucking crazy and treat you like shit Call you ungrateful for not wanting to be near them

Drive you fucking crazy and treat you like shit Call you ungrateful for not wanting to be near them  Scumbag Parents

Maybe If I yell at my other people on the road who can't hear me They will drive better

Maybe If I yell at my other people on the road who can't hear me They will drive better  Scumbag Parents

Beats you mercilessly for years "we've always done everything for you"

Beats you mercilessly for years
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