Scumbag Parents

Mom Can I... No!

Mom Can I... No!  Scumbag Parents

doesn't care when younger step-sister comes home wasted on a weeknight freaks out if I close my door when my girlfriend is over

doesn't care when younger step-sister comes home wasted on a weeknight freaks out if I close my door when my girlfriend is over  Scumbag Parents

Buys two ply toilet paper for 16 years Switches to one ply when you have diarrhea

Buys two ply toilet paper for 16 years Switches to one ply when you have diarrhea  Scumbag Parents

are dead

 are dead  Scumbag Parents

This is how we smile around black people

This is how we smile around black people  Scumbag Parents

shouldn't we get the spider off? not yet go get the camera

shouldn't we get the spider off? not yet
       go get the camera  Scumbag Parents

insist you let them know your friend is coming over a day in advance because they like knowing things ahead of time spontaneously plan a family weekend saturday morning when you have a test on monday you need to study for

insist you let them know your friend is coming over a day in advance because they like knowing things ahead of time spontaneously plan a family weekend saturday morning when you have a test on monday you need to study for  Scumbag Parents

Let's you get drivers licence Never lends their car.

Let's you get drivers licence Never lends their car.  Scumbag Parents

Kicks you out of the house Calls you selfish when you refuse to come back

Kicks you out of the house Calls you selfish when you refuse to come back   Scumbag Parents

We support you no matter what until you fail and we tell you it was a terrible idea

We support you no matter what until you fail and we tell you it was a terrible idea  Scumbag Parents
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