Scumbag Parents

while having a nice peaceful lunch "i think it's time we talked about intercourse"

while having a nice peaceful lunch

Gives me money, home, and a car at age 20 Does not realize it makes me unambitious and a free loader.

Gives me money, home, and a car at age 20 Does not realize it makes me unambitious  and a free loader.   Scumbag Parents

Say how they'll always support you Make you second guess every decision you make

Say how they'll always support you Make you second guess every decision you make  Scumbag Parents

"You're only in more trouble because you lied to us" Gives exact/worse punishment next time you tell the truth

Live at home without you for six months while you're at college Welcome home, your curfew is 10pm.

Live at home without you for six months while you're at college Welcome home, your curfew is 10pm.   Scumbag Parents

Tricked you into believing Santa was real. Disowns you because you don't think gods real either.

Tricked you into believing Santa was real. Disowns you because you don't think gods real either.  Scumbag Parents

Older brother sees my self harm scars parents tell him its "one of her issues"

Older brother sees my self harm scars parents tell him its

Told our kid the ice cream truck was the music truck so we didn't have to buy any ice cream

Told our kid the ice cream truck was the music truck so we didn't have to buy any ice cream  Scumbag Parents

Theres more to life than video games, son watches t.v.

Theres more to life than video games, son watches t.v.  Scumbag Parents

Grounds you for playing video games on the computer when you were actually doing homework

Grounds you for playing video games on the computer when you were actually doing homework  Scumbag Parents
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