Scumbag Parents

Ask you what you want for Christmas buy gifts instead which clearly address a perceived flaw of you

Ask you what you want for Christmas buy gifts instead which clearly address a perceived flaw of you  Scumbag Parents

They're pretty mainstream You've probably never heard of them

They're pretty mainstream You've probably never heard of them  Scumbag Parents

divorce when youre 6 re marry when youre 36

divorce when youre 6 re marry when youre 36  Scumbag Parents

Get mad at you for always being on the computer Don't let you go out anywhere

Get mad at you for always being on the computer Don't let you go out anywhere  Scumbag Parents

Use starving african children to convince bobby to eat his vegetables Never donate to charity

Use starving african children to convince bobby to eat his vegetables 
 Never donate to charity  Scumbag Parents

Let's you borrow their car for the day Doesnt tell you the tags are expired or offer to pay the ticket.

Let's you borrow their car for the day Doesnt tell you the tags are expired or offer to pay the ticket.  Scumbag Parents

father never calls mother only calls when she needs help

father never calls mother only calls when she needs help  Scumbag Parents

I actually don't care if my parents celebrate anything I do I prefer the company of my friends

I actually don't care if my parents celebrate anything I do I prefer the company of my friends    Scumbag Parents

Ok! we made up a couple fictional characters: can we go to church now? Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa . . .

Ok! we made up a couple fictional characters:                                                        can we go to church now?  Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa . . .  Scumbag Parents

Patience is a virtue flips their shit after on phone with coustmer service for five minutes

Patience is a virtue flips their shit after on phone with coustmer service for five minutes  Scumbag Parents
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