Scumbag Parents

say they'll support your musical interests "stop playing that damned whistle!!"

say they'll support your musical interests

"Why is this movie rated R?" Plays M-Rated video games

Wake up Before them "Oh, so you didnt even sleep last night?"

Wake up Before them

Offers to pay for senior year of college because they're proud of your academic accomplishments the last three years Revokes offer after your August wedding because you and your wife combine last names instead of her taking your name like the woman should

Offers to pay for senior year of college because they're proud of your academic accomplishments the last three years Revokes offer after your August wedding because you and your wife combine last names instead of her taking your name like the woman should  Scumbag Parents

didn't let me go out with my friends that one time

didn't let me go out with my friends that one time  Scumbag Parents

Don't give you birthday gift "it's the thought that counts" Make it a big deal that you didn't get them anything.

Don't give you birthday gift

doesn't have money for kids' school lunch buys timeshare for swinging parties

doesn't have money for kids' school lunch buys timeshare for swinging parties   Scumbag Parents

"I'm hungry!" "Hi, hungry, I'm mom/dad"

Gets after you for not asking for help Tells you to figure it out yourself when you do.

Gets after you for not asking for help Tells you to figure it out yourself when you do.  Scumbag Parents

Scumbag Parents? Psh, If we were REAL Scumbags we'd be Black, Italian or Mexican

Scumbag Parents? Psh, If we were REAL Scumbags we'd be Black, Italian or Mexican  Scumbag Parents
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