Scumbag Parents

Dad kicks me out at 17. Mom tells me she wishes she had aborted me when i try to move in with her.

Dad kicks me out at 17. Mom tells me she wishes she had aborted me when i try to move in with her.
  Scumbag Parents

Taught me that winning was the most important thing Has no idea why you cannot play a game of Scrabble with the family without it becoming a shouting match

Taught me that winning was the most important thing  Has no idea why you cannot play  a game of Scrabble with the family without it becoming a shouting match  Scumbag Parents

Tells you to put your phone away when at the table because it's "rude" is using a laptop at the very same table.

Tells you to put your phone away when at the table because it's

Live at home without you for six months while you're at college Welcome home, take out the trash

Live at home without you for six months while you're at college Welcome home, take out the trash  Scumbag Parents

claimed to be open minded.. few hours later .. your a girl, you cant longboard because you need to show some class and thats only for boys and gothic people

claimed to be open minded.. few hours later .. your a girl, you cant longboard because you need to show some class and thats only for boys and gothic people    Scumbag Parents

Encourage you to think for yourself Mock you when your opinions do not match theirs.

Encourage you to think for yourself Mock you when your opinions do not match theirs.  Scumbag Parents

Offers to help pay for car repairs Reminds you of that time, everyday, for the rest of your life

Offers to help pay for car repairs Reminds you of that time, everyday, for the rest of your life  Scumbag Parents

Can't stand to be around each other, argue for hours about who goes to daughter's graduation Can't settle, so neither go

Can't stand to be around each other, argue for hours about who goes to daughter's graduation Can't settle, so neither go  Scumbag Parents

First one ever in my family to graduate from a four year university and get a job in my career field Tells me: "You lack ambition"

First one ever in my family to graduate from a four year university and get a job in my career field Tells me:

Son gets an f in all of his classes still gets him a PS vita for his birthday

Son gets an f in all of his classes still gets him a PS vita for his birthday  Scumbag Parents
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