Scumbag Parents

"We'll leave you money so you can go downtown and get some dinner!" Leave no money, take both sets of car keys

Get angry at you for lying Make it impossible for you to have any semblance of a social life without lying

Get angry at you for lying Make it impossible for you to have any semblance of a social life without lying  Scumbag Parents

"We can't afford to come visit you," they say on the phone... but constantly vacation near you.

puts up an old picture of you on facebook rips your dignity to shreds

puts up an old picture of you on facebook  rips your dignity to shreds  Scumbag Parents

Cleaning lady is coming today. Make sure you clean your room before she gets here.

Cleaning lady is coming today. Make sure you clean your room before she gets here.  Scumbag Parents

Tells you not to trust research outside of religion had to look for answers outside of their previous religion to become Jehovah's witnesses

Tells you not to trust research outside of religion had to look for answers outside of their previous religion to become Jehovah's witnesses   Scumbag Parents

complains about how you don't get out enough dosen't let you go to movies or concerts with friends

complains about how you don't get out enough dosen't let you go to movies or concerts with friends  Scumbag Parents

Have autistic kid whore him out for karma on internet

Have autistic kid whore him out for karma on internet  Scumbag Parents

tells you to make your bed even though there's no fucking point

tells you to make your bed even though there's no fucking point  Scumbag Parents

questions your abilities and work ethic after getting a 98% in Physics don't believe in dinosaurs

questions your abilities and work ethic after getting a 98% in Physics don't believe in dinosaurs  Scumbag Parents
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