Scumbag Parents

spends 30 years voting corporatist religious zealots into congress mocks you for having your own political views

spends 30 years voting corporatist religious zealots into congress mocks you for having your own political views  Scumbag Parents

hey, My Little Pony is inappropriate for young boys feel free to watch the Powerpuff Girls on Cartoon Network

hey, My Little Pony is inappropriate for young boys feel free to watch the Powerpuff Girls on Cartoon Network  Scumbag Parents

"Yes, you will use algebra in your daily life." "I don't have to prove I use it. Go to your room."

Refuse to attend their daughter's wedding because she's marrying a woman send a letter about their disapproval, making sure it arrives on the wedding day

Refuse to attend their  daughter's wedding because she's marrying a woman send a letter about their disapproval, making sure it arrives on the wedding day  Scumbag Parents

You're too young to be in a relationship engaged at 19 and married at 22

You're too young to be in a relationship engaged at 19 and married          at 22  Scumbag Parents

tell you, "no you can't have that." spoil your kids rotten

tell you,

Without an afterlife How does your life have any meaning?

Without an afterlife How does your life have any meaning?  Scumbag Parents

Clean the entire house without asking you "Why didn't you help me?"

Clean the entire house without asking you

So it's your 16th birthday... You're finally old enough for a threesome with me and your step mom

So it's your 16th birthday... You're finally old enough for a threesome with me and your step mom  Scumbag Parents

Tells you to calm down by screaming at you

Tells you to calm down by screaming at you  Scumbag Parents
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