Scumbag Parents

do it yourself, we won't always be around to do things for you you need to come home and fix the wifi

do it yourself, we won't always be around to do things for you you need to come home and fix the wifi  Scumbag Parents

MOM SKIPS ONLY SON'S ALL EXPENSES PAID WEDDING ATTENDS EX-BOSS'S DAUGHTER'S WEDDING IN FLORIDA ON HER OWN DIME

MOM SKIPS ONLY SON'S ALL EXPENSES PAID WEDDING ATTENDS EX-BOSS'S DAUGHTER'S WEDDING IN FLORIDA ON HER OWN DIME  Scumbag Parents

Tells you not to accept candy from strangers. Takes you trick or treating.

Tells you not to accept candy from strangers. Takes you trick or treating.  Scumbag Parents

Oh, you're an atheist now? Good luck paying for college lol

Oh, you're an atheist now? Good luck paying for college lol  Scumbag Parents

See you are trying to pick up a girl "Oh, that's so sweet. Let's help him out!"

See you are trying to pick up a girl

decides the only logical reason to your dislike of them is your "depression" drugs you with unwarranted anti-depressants for 8 years

decides the only logical reason to your dislike of them is your

knocks on your bedroom door ...as their walking in

knocks on your bedroom door ...as their walking in  Scumbag Parents

"Don't do drugs" Can't get through the day without cigarettes, alcohol, and ibuprofen

born into a period of unprecedented prosperity runs their species into the ground within a generation

born into a period of unprecedented prosperity runs their species into the ground within a generation  Scumbag Parents

Punishes you for smoking pot Ate mushrooms, took opium rectally and smoked pot as kids

Punishes you for smoking pot Ate mushrooms, took opium rectally and smoked pot as kids  Scumbag Parents
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