Scumbag Parents

Punishes and abuses you for doing wrong Doesn't teach you right from wrong

Punishes and abuses you for doing wrong Doesn't teach you right from wrong  Scumbag Parents

Watches you go into the military after your brother Sells all your stuff; leaves his

Watches you go into the military after your brother Sells all your stuff; leaves his  Scumbag Parents

Divorced since I was 5 doesn't buy me two cars, two houses, and get me two comfy corporate jobs after college

Divorced since I was 5 doesn't buy me two cars, two houses, and get me two comfy corporate jobs after college  Scumbag Parents

Call you gross for peeing in the shower Enjoy plain, non-fat Greek yoghurt

Call you gross for peeing in the shower Enjoy plain, non-fat Greek yoghurt  Scumbag Parents

Hey eric. Your mother and I have something to tell you. shut the fuck up

Hey eric. Your mother and I have something to tell you. shut the fuck up  Scumbag Parents

Honey, we know stripping to pay for college is degrading but couples only skiing holidays don't come cheap. and you'll have a useful career to fall back on.

Honey, we know stripping to pay for college is degrading but couples only skiing holidays don't come cheap. and you'll have a useful career to fall back on.  Scumbag Parents

Encourage you to read instead of just watching TV Worry that Harry Potter will teach you witchcraft

Encourage you to read instead of just watching TV Worry that Harry Potter will teach you witchcraft  Scumbag Parents

Ok! we made up a couple fictional characters: can we go to church now? Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa

Ok! we made up a couple fictional characters:                                                        can we go to church now?  Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa  Scumbag Parents

tells you you need to wake up to drop mom off at work waits until after you're ready to go to inform you you don't have to today

tells you you need to wake up to drop mom off at work waits until after you're ready to go to inform you you don't have to today  Scumbag Parents

Had you before they were married Nags you for moving in with your girlfriend

Had you before they were married Nags you for moving in with your girlfriend  Scumbag Parents
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