Scumbag Parents

"Call us when you're done with practice" Doesn't answer

"Clean up after yourself" cooks dinner and tells you to do dishes

We know it's hard for your generation That's why we're disowning you

We know it's hard for your generation That's why we're disowning you  Scumbag Parents

"Honesty is the best policy" Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Santa

Didn't give me what I wanted Now I hate them

Didn't give me what I wanted Now I hate them  Scumbag Parents

Punishes and abuses you for doing wrong Doesn't teach you right from wrong

Punishes and abuses you for doing wrong Doesn't teach you right from wrong  Scumbag Parents

Watches you go into the military after your brother Sells all your stuff; leaves his

Watches you go into the military after your brother Sells all your stuff; leaves his  Scumbag Parents

Divorced since I was 5 doesn't buy me two cars, two houses, and get me two comfy corporate jobs after college

Divorced since I was 5 doesn't buy me two cars, two houses, and get me two comfy corporate jobs after college  Scumbag Parents

Call you gross for peeing in the shower Enjoy plain, non-fat Greek yoghurt

Call you gross for peeing in the shower Enjoy plain, non-fat Greek yoghurt  Scumbag Parents

Parenting When did they all stop trying?

Parenting When did they all stop trying?  Scumbag Parents
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