Scumbag Parents

"Call us when you're done with practice" Doesn't answer

"Clean up after yourself" cooks dinner and tells you to do dishes

We know it's hard for your generation That's why we're disowning you

We know it's hard for your generation That's why we're disowning you  Scumbag Parents

"Honesty is the best policy" Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Santa

Didn't give me what I wanted Now I hate them

Didn't give me what I wanted Now I hate them  Scumbag Parents

Parenting When did they all stop trying?

Parenting When did they all stop trying?  Scumbag Parents

grounds you for smoking weed dad had a medical marijuana card the whole time

grounds you for smoking weed dad had a medical marijuana card the whole time  Scumbag Parents

No, we completely trust you We just don't trust those around you

No, we completely trust you We just don't trust those around you  Scumbag Parents

Oldest son gets married No members of either family show up.

Oldest son gets married No members of either family show up.   Scumbag Parents

Skips their oldest son's wedding Because he married outside his religion and continually tells him how the whole family is hell bound

Skips their oldest son's wedding Because he married outside his religion and continually tells him how the whole family is hell bound   Scumbag Parents
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