Scumbag Parents

You'll always have out blessings no matter who you marry As long as she's a devout christian

You'll always have out blessings no matter who you marry As long as she's a devout christian  Scumbag Parents

Teaches child that they shouldn't hit others by smacking them repeatedly and screaming in their face

Teaches child that they shouldn't hit others by smacking them repeatedly and screaming in their face  Scumbag Parents

excited you're getting a top-secret security clearance so someone else can tell you they're not your actual parents

excited you're getting a top-secret security clearance so someone else can tell you they're not your actual parents   Scumbag Parents

Force you to wear the old clothes of your sibling of the other gender

Force you to wear the old clothes of your sibling of the other gender  Scumbag Parents

Tells you how they got their own place and jobs after college. Fucks up economy so you can't.

Tells you how they got their own place and jobs after college. Fucks up economy so you can't.  Scumbag Parents

refuse to buy you an iphone don't know how to use their own iphones

refuse to buy you an iphone don't know how to use their own iphones  Scumbag Parents

EVERY GIRL DESERVES A RELATIONSHIP WITH A FUTURE IF YOU AREN'T WORTH HIS FUTURE, HE ISN'T WORTH YOUR PRESENT

EVERY GIRL DESERVES A RELATIONSHIP WITH A FUTURE IF YOU AREN'T WORTH HIS FUTURE, HE ISN'T WORTH YOUR PRESENT  Scumbag Parents

Tell their 6 year old that a fat man is breaking into the house at midnight with presents get pissed when the kid is too terrified/excited to sleep

Tell their 6 year old that a fat man is breaking into the house at midnight with presents get pissed when the kid is too terrified/excited to sleep  Scumbag Parents

Hires a maid Makes you clean your room anyways

Hires a maid Makes you clean your room anyways  Scumbag Parents

Didn't let you eat lunchables as a kid Serve cheese and crackers at parties

Didn't let you eat lunchables as a kid Serve cheese and crackers at parties  Scumbag Parents
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