Scumbag Parents

We think you are great together but you're getting too close so we're afraid you'll have to break up.

We think you are great together but you're getting too close so we're afraid you'll have to break up.  Scumbag Parents

tells story how they hated their parents pressure to have kids One month after your wedding "Are you expecting yet?"

tells story how they hated their parents pressure to have kids One month after your wedding

This year we decided to have our birthday party on your birthday

This year we decided to have our birthday party on your birthday  Scumbag Parents

divorced twenty years ago Still won't get over it

divorced twenty years ago Still won't get over it  Scumbag Parents

Always lock the shed, there are valuables in there! Go away for 5 days, leave the shed door open

Always lock the shed, there are valuables in there! Go away for 5 days, leave the shed door open  Scumbag Parents

As a parent I am glad the newspaper censors Doonesbury. I might have to have a discussion with my children.

As a parent I am glad the newspaper censors Doonesbury. I might have to have a discussion with my children.  Scumbag Parents

Always complain about you being fat Get you sweets for christmas

Always complain about you being fat Get you sweets for christmas  Scumbag Parents

Skips their sons wedding because he's an atheist

Skips their sons wedding because he's an atheist    Scumbag Parents

hello I'm an orphan

hello I'm an orphan  Scumbag Parents

tell them that you're not coming back home and establishing a self-sufficient lifestyle convinced that you're smoking pot, making immature decisions and that you're going to hell for living a destructive lifestyle

tell them that you're not coming back home and establishing a self-sufficient lifestyle convinced that you're smoking pot, making immature decisions and that you're going to hell for living a destructive lifestyle  Scumbag Parents
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