Scumbag Microwave

Turn off before timer runs out so you don't wake everybody up beeps anyway

Turn off before timer runs out so you don't wake everybody up beeps anyway  Scumbag Microwave

Every button must beep! A loud beep! don't question it!

Every button must beep!

A loud beep! don't question it!  Scumbag Microwave

Beeps four times when food is ready doesn't stop beeping when you hit stop

Beeps four times when food is ready doesn't stop beeping when you hit stop  Scumbag Microwave

FORGOT YOUR FORK? DON'T WORRY, I'LL REMIND YOU

FORGOT YOUR FORK? DON'T WORRY, I'LL REMIND YOU  Scumbag Microwave

How would you like your food? Too hot or too cold?

How would you like your food? Too hot or too cold?  Scumbag Microwave

30 seconds? Lukewarm. 35 seconds? Volcanic.

30 seconds? Lukewarm. 35 seconds? Volcanic.  Scumbag Microwave

Oh you're trying to close the door quietly so you don't wake anyone? well that's just too fucking bad

Oh you're trying to close the door quietly so you don't wake anyone? well that's just too fucking bad  Scumbag Microwave

microwave safe bowl? we'll see about that

microwave safe bowl? we'll see about that  Scumbag Microwave

how about a hot plate with cold pizza?

how about a hot plate with cold pizza?  Scumbag Microwave

goes off right as you sit down

goes off right as you sit down  Scumbag Microwave
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