Scumbag Heart

"I know you were expecting an erection right now..." "But your hands and feet seemed a little cold to me, so I sent some extra blood there instead."

"Trust me bro, bigger is better" heart attack

Tells penis it won't get attached falls in love after sex

Tells penis it won't get attached falls in love after sex  Scumbag Heart

Dumped him because he was clearly all wrong for me Wake up missing him everyday

Dumped him because he was clearly  all wrong for me Wake up missing him everyday  Scumbag Heart

Girl fucks you over for many fucking years still loves her

Girl fucks you over for many fucking years still loves her  Scumbag Heart

Hey, ya know your life and everything you think you know about love? yeah, I just changed everything about that. u mad bro?

Hey, ya know your life and everything you think you know about love? yeah, I just changed everything about that.                                                u mad bro?  Scumbag Heart

Falls in love with girl that's out of your league

Falls in love with girl that's out of your league  Scumbag Heart

He disregards cardio I disregard pumping blood into his heart

He disregards cardio I disregard pumping blood into his heart  Scumbag Heart
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