Scumbag Grandma

Halloween Gives out Almond Joy, Mounds and those fucking baking soda wafer things, but to get the candy you have to walk into her house that smells like Vaseline, cat piss, and ass.

Halloween  Gives out Almond Joy, Mounds and those fucking baking soda wafer things, but to get the candy you have to walk into her house that smells like Vaseline, cat piss, and ass.  Scumbag Grandma

Hey son I'm on Tyga's dick

Hey son I'm on Tyga's dick  Scumbag Grandma

stare at her tits thinks you want her and rubs saggy tits all over your face Caption 3 goes here

stare at her tits thinks you want her and rubs saggy tits all over your face Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Grandma

complains about the price of gas drives '75 Chrysler new Yorker

complains about the price of gas
 drives '75 Chrysler new Yorker  Scumbag Grandma

pukes after one cider you say? What a fucking pussy

pukes after one cider you say?
 What a fucking pussy  Scumbag Grandma

the nicest colored man helped me carry my groceries out

the nicest colored man helped me carry my groceries out  Scumbag Grandma

drives big-ass suv cant see over the steering wheel

drives big-ass suv
 cant see over the 
steering wheel  Scumbag Grandma

Remember the good old days when she was able to romp in the hay without being noticed. Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here

Remember the good old days when she was able to romp in the hay without being noticed.  Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here  Scumbag Grandma

granddaughter marries hispanic man calls the children beaner babies

granddaughter marries hispanic man calls the children beaner babies  Scumbag Grandma

calls to order junk from a catalog berates and condescends the call center rep

calls to order junk from a catalog
 berates and condescends the call center rep  Scumbag Grandma
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