Scumbag Grandma

don't forget to clean behind your ears smokes 2 packs a day

don't forget to clean behind your ears smokes 2 packs a day  Scumbag Grandma

your parents are divorced? i will now stop talking to your mom until i'm dead

your parents are divorced? i will now stop talking to your mom until i'm dead  Scumbag Grandma

I would have gotten you a christmas gift but i lost your inheritance playing bingo

I would have gotten you a christmas gift but i lost your inheritance playing bingo  Scumbag Grandma

gets cold convinces everyone of her iminent death.

gets cold convinces everyone of her iminent death.  Scumbag Grandma

is old as fuck drives a brand new corvette

is old as fuck drives a brand new corvette  Scumbag Grandma

ONLY LIVING GRANDPARENT IN YOUR FAMILY WON'T COME TO YOUR WEDDING BECAUSE IT'S TOO LATE IN THE DAY

ONLY LIVING GRANDPARENT IN YOUR FAMILY
 WON'T COME TO YOUR WEDDING BECAUSE IT'S TOO LATE IN THE DAY  Scumbag Grandma

Is told that smoking is no longer allowed in restaurants Starts ranting about back her her day you could smoke during cross country flights and it never hurt anybody

Is told that smoking is no longer allowed in restaurants Starts ranting about back her her day you could smoke during cross country flights and it never hurt anybody  Scumbag Grandma

The only thing scarier than the self checkout lane is a four way stop

The only thing scarier than the self checkout lane
 is a four way stop   Scumbag Grandma

do you like my cooking? Isn't it better than your mom's?

do you like my cooking? Isn't it better than your mom's?  Scumbag Grandma

i have the most beautiful grand daughters, they could be plus sized models.

i have the most beautiful grand daughters,  they could be plus sized models.   Scumbag Grandma
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