Scumbag Grandma

Loves knitting, jesus, and seeing her grandkids refers to nyc as downtown browntown and butt pirate city

Loves knitting, jesus, and seeing her grandkids refers to nyc as downtown browntown and butt pirate city  Scumbag Grandma

*Vartoush talking about her grandson* Tornikus mets Gulier uni

*Vartoush talking about her grandson* Tornikus mets Gulier uni  Scumbag Grandma

Pulls out in a 55mph no passing zone driving 30mph!

Pulls out in a 55mph no passing zone  driving 30mph!  Scumbag Grandma

took me 70 years for a vodka redbull at superbull

took me 70 years
 for a vodka redbull at superbull  Scumbag Grandma

drops a scoop of ice cream on the floor puts it in your bowl when you're not looking

drops a scoop of ice cream on the floor
 puts it in your bowl when you're not looking  Scumbag Grandma

claims she had $100 in her purse when she arrived at the restaurant demands a gift card when she goes to pay the bill and there's no money in her wallet

claims she had $100 in her purse when she arrived at the restaurant demands a gift card when she goes to pay the bill and there's no money in her wallet  Scumbag Grandma

I don't trust my new heart doctor. I think he's an illegal from Mexico. doctor is a harvard educated genius, foremost in his field and from india

I don't trust my new heart doctor. I think he's an illegal from Mexico.
 doctor is a harvard educated genius, foremost in his field and from india   Scumbag Grandma

Pick your phone up If you want your grandma to live Ignore it if you want her to die.

Pick your phone up If you want your grandma to live Ignore it if you want her to die.  Scumbag Grandma

DO YOU EVEN KNIT BRO

DO YOU EVEN KNIT BRO  Scumbag Grandma

Makes you spend 20 minutes finding a close parking spot Spends 7+ hours on foot shopping anyway

Makes you spend 20 minutes finding a close parking spot Spends 7+ hours on foot shopping anyway  Scumbag Grandma
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