Scumbag Grandma

Offers to drive convertible you bought from another city on way back from vacation. Smokes the whole time, throws ashes on floor mats and seats. Burns seat, cloth top and dash. Tells you "you have a shop-vac clean it yourself"

Offers to drive convertible you bought from another city on  way back from vacation. Smokes the whole time, throws ashes on floor mats and seats. Burns seat, cloth top and dash. Tells you

Thanks for cleaning my gutters and mowing the lawn Pays you $1 in Nickels

Thanks for cleaning my gutters and mowing the lawn
 Pays you $1 in Nickels  Scumbag Grandma

Visit your friend's sweet, italian grandmother GAIN 20 LBS. DIE.

Visit your friend's sweet, italian grandmother GAIN 20 LBS. DIE.  Scumbag Grandma

finds granddaughter's butt plug while babysitting thinks it's a pacifier and gives it to the baby

finds granddaughter's butt plug while babysitting thinks it's a pacifier and gives it to the baby  Scumbag Grandma

ask for the new halo for christmas gets you combat evolved

ask for the new halo for christmas
 gets you combat evolved    Scumbag Grandma

Can you identify this pill? It's round & white

Can you identify this pill?
 It's round & white  Scumbag Grandma

makes mashed potatoes leaves dentures in bowl

makes mashed potatoes leaves dentures in bowl  Scumbag Grandma

Video games are a waste of money spends pension on slot machines

Video games are a waste of money spends pension on slot machines  Scumbag Grandma

has to have a smartphone so she can call you for the next two years trying to figure out how to answer it

has to have a smartphone so she can call you for the next two years trying to figure out how to answer it  Scumbag Grandma

When I was your age The only ball that a nigger could touch was cotton

When I was your age The only ball that a nigger could touch was cotton  Scumbag Grandma
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