Scumbag God

Creates an instruction manual for life Makes it really fucking confusing and contradictory

Creates an instruction manual for life Makes it really fucking confusing and contradictory  Scumbag God

"Thou shalt not kill" Goes on to tell you specifically who you should kill

tells you not be hypocrite hypocrisy all over his book

tells you not be hypocrite hypocrisy all over his book  Scumbag God

takes 13.7 billion years to make his creation reveals his message to his creation in soon to be obsolete languages just before a global language develops

takes 13.7 billion years to make his creation reveals his message to his creation in soon to be obsolete languages just before a global language develops  Scumbag God

I Created the world 6,000 years ago I also created a bunch of million year old fossils cause I just want to test you, brah!

I Created the world 6,000 years ago I also created a bunch of million year old fossils cause I just want to test you, brah!  Scumbag God

Creates the world and all life in 7 days MAkes it look like it took billions of years and Sends you to hell for believing that.

Creates the world and all life in 7 days MAkes it look like it took billions of years and Sends you to hell for believing that.  Scumbag God

"SATAN IS EVIL" killed more people than the devil

I am everywhere but you need to go to church and "donate" for me to really see you

I am everywhere but you need to go to church  and

Receives prayer concerning chemistry test allows test taker to fail, anyways.

Receives prayer concerning chemistry test allows test taker to fail, anyways.  Scumbag God

Makes man sovereign over all animals Forgets to tell CATS

Makes man sovereign over all animals Forgets to tell CATS  Scumbag God
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