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Scumbag God

Helps followers write down and intone more words than could be stored in the universe Refuses to just tell them his name

Helps followers write down and intone more words than could be stored in the universe Refuses to just tell them his name Scumbag God
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Gives babies as gifts Stillborn

Gives babies as gifts Stillborn Scumbag God
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covers earth with 70% water humans can't drink

covers earth with 70% water humans can't drink Scumbag God
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Makes masturbation a sin that decreases risk of prostate cancer

Makes masturbation a sin that decreases risk of prostate cancer Scumbag God
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BECOMES GOD USES POWERS TO UNDRESS WOMEN IN PUBLIC

BECOMES GOD USES POWERS TO UNDRESS WOMEN IN PUBLIC Scumbag God
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Infallible and Perfect Creator Requires you to cut off extra parts.

Infallible and Perfect Creator Requires you to cut off extra parts. Scumbag God
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need to get home to take a dump? red lights all the way

need to get home to take a dump? red lights all the way Scumbag God
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Creates you in his own image Judges you

Creates you in his own image Judges you Scumbag God
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Sacrifices son for our sins arbitrarily makes the rules so he can kill his own son as substitution for our sins

Sacrifices son for our sins arbitrarily makes the rules so he can kill his own son as substitution for our sins Scumbag God
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Gives kid peanut allergy Just so he can cure peanut allergy

Gives kid peanut allergy Just so he can cure peanut allergy Scumbag God
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