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Scumbag God

I created earth for all humanity Except for the Northern Pole, Which is for polar bears. I enjoy watching polar bears struggle before they drown.

I created earth for all humanity Except for the Northern Pole, Which is for polar bears. I enjoy watching polar bears struggle before they drown. Scumbag God
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Kills all of Egypt's first born sons thou shalt not kill promptly afterwards

Kills all of Egypt's first born sons thou shalt not kill promptly afterwards Scumbag God
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watches kids having cyber sex doesn't care about starving children in africa

watches kids having cyber sex doesn't care about starving children in africa Scumbag God
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tells us jesus died for us to clean our immorality and sin makes life just as shitty afterwords

tells us jesus died for us to clean our immorality and sin makes life just as shitty afterwords Scumbag God
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"Sunday is a day of relaxation" Ensures that nothing entertaining is shown on tv and that your day is boring as shit
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Is the source of all Morality Impregnates a 14 year old girl

Is the source of all Morality Impregnates a 14 year old girl Scumbag God
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Makes fog on weekends

Makes fog on weekends Scumbag God
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Makes some fish and crabs immortal Makes them tasty too

Makes some fish and crabs immortal Makes them tasty too Scumbag God
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Sacrifices self in human form to compensate for f*** ups of everyone but himself you show gratitude by calling him a scumbag and blaming him for everything you don't like while you act like a scumbag.

Sacrifices self in human form to compensate for f*** ups of everyone but himself you show gratitude by calling him a scumbag and blaming him for everything you don't like while you act like a scumbag. Scumbag God
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FORBIDS MURDERING EFFECTIVELY MURDERS MILLIONS OF CHILDREN EVERYDAY IN AFRICA

FORBIDS MURDERING EFFECTIVELY MURDERS MILLIONS OF CHILDREN EVERYDAY IN AFRICA Scumbag God
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