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Scumbag God

Gives you free will Sends you to hell if you do anything other than what he says

Gives you free will Sends you to hell if you do anything other than what he says Scumbag God
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Hears people in Colorado like to burn down trees Starts forest fire

Hears people in Colorado like to burn down trees Starts forest fire Scumbag God
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Creates bacon Forbids eating it

Creates bacon Forbids eating it Scumbag God
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lets man pee standing up if he can squeeze it through an expanding ball of epithelial tissue

lets man pee standing up if he can squeeze it through an expanding ball of epithelial tissue Scumbag God
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Commands you not to covet your neighbor Says "I am a jealous God"

Commands you not to covet your neighbor Says
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i'm bored. oh i know! i'll create a limitless space with millions of tiny balls of matter and only put intelligent beings on one of them. Then give them the power to form thoughts into reason and logic and give them a ridiculous story about how i made all

i'm bored. oh i know! i'll create a limitless space with millions of tiny balls of matter and only put intelligent beings on one of them. Then give them the power to form thoughts into reason and logic and give them a ridiculous story about how i made all Scumbag God
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Believe in me, and thou shalt be saved But all you get is this book full of contradictions and magic tricks that also condemns you to hell for attributes I gave you. Fuck you.

Believe in me, and thou shalt be saved But all you get is this book full of contradictions and magic tricks that also condemns you to hell for attributes I gave you. Fuck you. Scumbag God
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Jeremy Lin didn't thank him Now Jeremy lin is mediocre

Jeremy Lin didn't thank him Now Jeremy lin is mediocre Scumbag God
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Loves you unconditionally Your whole life is a test and if you fail you suffer for eternity

Loves you unconditionally Your whole life is a test and if you fail you suffer for eternity Scumbag God
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Is an awesome imaginary friend when you're a kid Makes your girlfriend become a nun when you're an adult

Is an awesome imaginary friend when you're a kid Makes your girlfriend become a nun when you're an adult Scumbag God
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