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Scumbag God

Omnipotent Cant think of a better plan than one which results in the eternal torture of billions of people

Omnipotent Cant think of a better plan than one which results in the eternal torture of billions of people Scumbag God
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Perfect - requires nothing Except virgin mother and 9 months to father own child

Perfect - requires nothing Except virgin mother and 9 months to father own child Scumbag God
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Gave rock and roll to you And nickelback

Gave rock and roll to you And nickelback Scumbag God
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Creates earth 4 billion years after it was created

Creates earth 4 billion years after it was created Scumbag God
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gives you miraculous boobs makes you hate it when your boyfriend touches them

gives you miraculous boobs makes you hate it when your boyfriend touches them Scumbag God
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Tells us not to make graven images Delivers rule in the form of a graven image

Tells us not to make graven images Delivers rule in the form of a graven image Scumbag God
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Claims to be a loving god Must constantly fear him

Claims to be a loving god Must constantly fear him Scumbag God
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Creates brain capable of logic Burns you in hell forever if you use it

Creates brain capable of logic Burns you in hell forever if you use it Scumbag God
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makes a plan for all of us puts us in hell for going by it

makes a plan for all of us puts us in hell for going by it Scumbag God
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always makes you come over to his house never comes over to yours

always makes you come over to his house never comes over to yours Scumbag God
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