Scumbag God

you can't ask for a bike but you can steal one and beg for forgiveness

you can't ask for a bike but you can steal one and beg for forgiveness  Scumbag God

MURDER IS A SIN Now Abraham, if you could just...

MURDER IS A SIN Now Abraham, if you could just...  Scumbag God

jesus is my son i'll tell you about him after he dies

jesus is my son i'll tell you about him after he dies  Scumbag God

Makes perfect creations Puts hair in their ass

Makes perfect creations Puts hair in their ass  Scumbag God

PUTS DINOSAUR BONES IN GROUND JUST TO FUCK WITH US

PUTS DINOSAUR BONES IN GROUND JUST TO FUCK WITH US  Scumbag God

I grant the earth a new commandment. thou shalt only consume chips ahoy.

I grant the earth a new commandment.  thou shalt only consume chips ahoy.  Scumbag God

Loves all of creation makes men greedy, fossil fuels valuable, and environment Susceptible to pollution

Loves all of creation makes men greedy, fossil fuels valuable, and environment Susceptible to pollution  Scumbag God

I love all my children equally I don't care for Job

I love all my children equally I don't care for Job  Scumbag God

Works in mysterious ways Doesn't actually work at all

Works in mysterious ways Doesn't actually work at all  Scumbag God

promises to be just and gives everyone a path to salvation which turns out to be a function of birthplace

promises to be just and gives everyone a path to salvation which turns out to be a function of birthplace  Scumbag God
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