Scumbag God

gives people butthole hair gives people butthole hair

gives people butthole hair gives people butthole hair  Scumbag God

Wants everybody to pray to him! Ignores all prayers!

Wants everybody to pray to him! Ignores all prayers!  Scumbag God

Someone steals my apple I send 99% of their next 24k generations to be burned alive forever.

Someone steals my apple I send 99% of their next 24k generations to be burned alive forever.  Scumbag God

Works in mysterious ways Allows twenty innocent young children be ruthlessly and mercilessly slaughtered

Works in mysterious ways Allows twenty innocent young children be ruthlessly and mercilessly slaughtered  Scumbag God

Any man with long hair is a disgrace Except my Son

Any man with long hair is a disgrace Except my Son  Scumbag God

Says no to premarital sex Makes sex one of the best feelings ever

Says no to premarital sex Makes sex one of the best feelings ever  Scumbag God

Worship no other gods before me Except my son and the holy spirit

Worship no other gods before me Except my son and the holy spirit  Scumbag God

takes everyone's credit

 takes everyone's credit  Scumbag God

Forbids adultery Impregnates a married woman

Forbids adultery Impregnates a married woman  Scumbag God

Finds out humans gain critical thinking banishes them

Finds out humans gain critical thinking banishes them  Scumbag God
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