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Scumbag God

powerful enough to create the universe dies

powerful enough to create the universe dies Scumbag God
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"Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother." Leviticus 18:7 Impregnates own mother
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Makes sex awesome combines sexual organs with excretory organs

Makes sex awesome combines sexual organs with excretory organs Scumbag God
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Plans your whole life sends you to hell

Plans your whole life sends you to hell Scumbag God
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Creates Bible Doesn't update for 2000 years

Creates Bible Doesn't update for 2000 years Scumbag God
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provides no empirical evidence for his existence sends you to hell for not believing in him

provides no empirical evidence for his existence sends you to hell for not believing in him Scumbag God
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"Why did god make those earth quakes hit Haiti and Japan?" Because plate tectonics were on vacation.
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Makes good tasting food bad for you and bad tasting food good for you

Makes good tasting food bad for you and bad tasting food good for you Scumbag God
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decided to incanate himself to sacrifice himself to himself to create a loop hole to allow us to be saved from his shitty designing

decided to incanate himself to sacrifice himself to himself to create a loop hole to allow us to be saved from his shitty designing Scumbag God
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"hey abraham, kill your son for me" "lol jk"
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