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Scumbag God

makes orgasms awesome forbids masturbation

makes orgasms awesome forbids masturbation Scumbag God
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creates sun blinds you if you look at it

creates sun blinds you if you look at it Scumbag God
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Infinite possible religions to join means a zero percent chance of eternal life through any

Infinite possible religions to join means a zero percent chance of eternal life through any Scumbag God
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I give you dominion over all the animals ...except for bears and that big fish. I get to control them when I want.

I give you dominion over all the animals ...except for bears and that big fish. I get to control them when I want. Scumbag God
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Can punish murderers and rapists Sends two bears to maul 42 kids to death for mocking a bald guy (2 Kings 2:23-25)

Can punish murderers and rapists Sends two bears to maul 42 kids to death for mocking a bald guy (2 Kings 2:23-25) Scumbag God
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someone pisses him off while disguised as a snake punishes snakes

someone pisses him off while disguised as a snake punishes snakes Scumbag God
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First the humans disobeyed my only command, and then the first child born on earth ended up becoming a murderer... File>Restart Game (Skip tutorial?: Yes)

First the humans disobeyed my only command, and then the first child born on earth ended up becoming a murderer... File>Restart Game (Skip tutorial?: Yes) Scumbag God
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give people means of reproduction still need me to get pregnant

give people means of reproduction still need me to get pregnant Scumbag God
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Gave us a rainbow as proof he won't flood the world again climate change, it's your fault

Gave us a rainbow as proof he won't flood the world again climate change, it's your fault Scumbag God
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I am omniscient but i'm still going to need you to murder your son to prove your loyalty to me

I am omniscient but i'm still going to need you to murder your son to prove your loyalty to me Scumbag God
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