Scumbag God is an SBF

I love you By the way you should be kneeling before me

I love you By the way you should be kneeling before me  Scumbag God is an SBF

Can give us the ability to regenerate lost limbs Gives it to salamanders

Can give us the ability to regenerate lost limbs Gives it to salamanders  Scumbag God is an SBF

Creates orgasms straight to hell if you do it yourself

Creates orgasms straight to hell if you do it yourself  Scumbag God is an SBF

Omniscient... Still have to ask him for world peace

Omniscient... Still have to ask him for world peace  Scumbag God is an SBF

The first two people he created defy him Punishes everyone for their mistake

The first two people he created defy him Punishes everyone for their mistake  Scumbag God is an SBF

"dear god, could my life get any worse??" challenge accepted

Loves Tom Brady Friend-zones Tim Tebow

Loves Tom Brady Friend-zones Tim Tebow  Scumbag God is an SBF

Makes people play the dating game on normal Makes us play on Legendary

Makes people play the dating game on normal Makes us play on Legendary  Scumbag God is an SBF

I was gonna teach you about penicillin But it's more important to know that you know mizraim begot naphtuhim

I was gonna teach you about penicillin But it's more important to know that you know mizraim begot naphtuhim  Scumbag God is an SBF

Commands us to be christlike christ is god, god kills millions

Commands us to be christlike christ is god, god kills millions  Scumbag God is an SBF
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