Scumbag God is an SBF

gives you free will claims you're responsible for Adam's sin and predetermines what you do

gives you free will claims you're responsible for Adam's sin and predetermines what you do  Scumbag God is an SBF

needs a great prophet to perfect his word chooses an illiterate pedophile from a barbarous pagan desert nation

needs a great prophet to perfect his word chooses an illiterate pedophile from a barbarous pagan desert nation  Scumbag God is an SBF

abortion is wrong 'thou shalt not kill' aborts millions of babies via miscarriage

abortion is wrong
'thou shalt not kill' aborts millions of babies via miscarriage  Scumbag God is an SBF

creates mitch hedberg kills him 37 years later

creates mitch hedberg kills him 37 years later  Scumbag God is an SBF

is perfect first two tries at making obedient humans: 0 for 2

is perfect first two tries at making obedient humans: 0 for 2  Scumbag God is an SBF

Noah take 2 of every species on the ark Gives noah syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.

Noah take 2 of every species on the ark Gives noah syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.  Scumbag God is an SBF

Gives Tim tebow touchdowns ignores genocide and hunger

Gives Tim tebow touchdowns ignores genocide and hunger  Scumbag God is an SBF

Wants you to feel bad that he was tortured on cross for three days Sends most people to hell forever

Wants you to feel bad that he was tortured on cross for three days Sends most people to hell forever  Scumbag God is an SBF

Loves you literally melts your face off if you look at him

Loves you literally melts your face off if you look at him  Scumbag God is an SBF

No Pork! Makes Bacon

No Pork! Makes Bacon  Scumbag God is an SBF
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