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Scumbag God is an SBF

Makes 71% of Earth water Only 3 % is fresh

Makes 71% of Earth water Only 3 % is fresh Scumbag God is an SBF
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Frees the Jews from slavery in bible doesn't do shit about the holocaust

Frees the Jews from slavery in bible doesn't do shit about the holocaust Scumbag God is an SBF
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Thou Shalt Not Kill: Be Christ Like Christ is god. God kills ~23million in bible

Thou Shalt Not Kill: Be Christ Like Christ is god. God kills ~23million in bible Scumbag God is an SBF
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I am perfect in every way and completely free from sin* *As long as we're not counting wrath, pride, sewing discord, or when I commit adultery by impregnating your wife

I am perfect in every way and completely free from sin* *As long as we're not counting wrath, pride, sewing discord, or when I commit adultery by impregnating your wife Scumbag God is an SBF
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Kill almost all of humanity in a flood forces survivors to worship him

Kill almost all of humanity in a flood forces survivors to worship him Scumbag God is an SBF
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Creates man with prostate that can only be stimulated anally condemns homosexuality

Creates man with prostate that can only be stimulated anally condemns homosexuality Scumbag God is an SBF
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Creates a cornucopia of world religions Tells everyone theirs is the only one

Creates a cornucopia of world religions Tells everyone theirs is the only one Scumbag God is an SBF
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Says adultery is wrong Impregnated an engaged woman

Says adultery is wrong Impregnated an engaged woman Scumbag God is an SBF
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Foresees everything. Essentially created evil since he knew Satan was going to rebel against him.

Foresees everything. Essentially created evil since he knew Satan was going to rebel against him. Scumbag God is an SBF
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Grants you Free will Threatens you with eternal damnation if you use it on anything except praising him.

Grants you Free will Threatens you with eternal damnation if you use it on anything except praising him. Scumbag God is an SBF
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