Scumbag Genetics

Attractive Enough? Decent size penis to boot!

Attractive Enough? Decent size penis to boot!  Scumbag Genetics

Your Dad is 6'7"? That's not what it says here...

Your Dad is 6'7

Your dad's an athlete and you mom's a doctor Better give you the genes they never used

Your dad's an athlete and you mom's a doctor Better give you the genes they never used  Scumbag Genetics

gives you recessive ginger gene you didn't want a soul anyway

gives you recessive ginger gene you didn't want a soul anyway  Scumbag Genetics

super skinny? here's some manboobs to balance things out

super skinny? here's some manboobs to balance things out  Scumbag Genetics

Sleep for 12 hours Still tired

Sleep for 12 hours Still tired   Scumbag Genetics

Now that you're old enough I'll take the hair off your head And stick it on your back

Now that you're old enough I'll take the hair off your head And stick it on your back  Scumbag Genetics

I see here you're not afraid of wooly caterpillars good! guess what you're getting for eyebrows?

I see here you're not afraid of wooly caterpillars  good!  guess what you're getting for eyebrows?  Scumbag Genetics

scumbag genetics gives you lots of asshair

scumbag genetics gives you lots of asshair  Scumbag Genetics

high testosterone? lets just make you hairy. you didnt need the growth spurt anyway.

high testosterone? lets just make you hairy. you didnt need the growth spurt anyway.  Scumbag Genetics
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