Scumbag Genetics

too short for tall urinal too tall for short urinal

too short for tall urinal too tall for short urinal  Scumbag Genetics

Gives me hair where i least want it takes it away where i want it most

Gives me hair where i least want it takes it away where i want it most  Scumbag Genetics

Don't worry, I won't take your thick, luxurious hair I'll just move it to your back to protect you from the elements

Don't worry, I won't take your thick, luxurious hair I'll just move it to your back to protect you from the elements   Scumbag Genetics

thick hair is so attractive! so, I could definitely see your back in one of those Pantene commercials

thick hair is so attractive! so, I could definitely see your back in one of those Pantene commercials  Scumbag Genetics

You think being biracial will endow you with naturally attractive features let's see about that

You think being biracial will endow you with naturally attractive features let's see about that  Scumbag Genetics

Love pizza & Pasta Gluten Intolerant

Love pizza & Pasta Gluten Intolerant  Scumbag Genetics

Did you know your great-great-great grandfather had male pattern baldness? You do now

Did you know your great-great-great grandfather had male pattern baldness? You do now  Scumbag Genetics

Brilliant mind? Here's some social anxiety to go along with it.

Brilliant mind? Here's some social anxiety to go along with it.  Scumbag Genetics

Steve's gonna steve

 Steve's gonna steve  Scumbag Genetics

If we came from monkeys, Why are there still monkeys?

If we came from monkeys, Why are there still monkeys?  Scumbag Genetics
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