Scumbag Genetics

Love the outdoors? Here, be extremely allergic to everything in nature.

Love the outdoors? Here, be extremely allergic to everything in nature.  Scumbag Genetics

Let's not lose any hair except the hair on your head

Let's not lose any hair except the hair on your head  Scumbag Genetics

Male pattern balding Jungle of ass hair

Male pattern balding Jungle of ass hair  Scumbag Genetics

Here's some chiseled looks and a good metabolism so you never get fat And solar urticaria so you can never go out in the day

Here's some chiseled looks and a good metabolism so you never get fat And solar urticaria so you can never go out in the day  Scumbag Genetics

I see You're about to graduate Here's the worst breakout you've had in years

I see You're about to graduate Here's the worst breakout you've had in years  Scumbag Genetics

You want hair on the top of your head Here is some for your back

You want hair on the top of your head Here is some for your back  Scumbag Genetics

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME  Scumbag Genetics

Takes hair from your head puts it on your back

Takes hair from your head puts it on your back  Scumbag Genetics

creates all biological variations that allow nature to kill you

creates all biological variations that allow nature to kill you  Scumbag Genetics

Brilliant argument? Here's some uhhs, umms, and messy writing on your flow

Brilliant argument? Here's some  uhhs, umms, and messy writing on your flow  Scumbag Genetics
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