Scumbag Genetics

So you're a teen that eats healthy and exercises regularly? Sorry bro 5'6" is the best I can do for you.

So you're a teen that eats healthy and exercises regularly? Sorry bro 5'6

big tits fat stomach

big tits fat stomach  Scumbag Genetics

Tall and handsome with a great head of hair? Have a horse cock Small and bald with bad eyesight? Have a micropenis

Tall and handsome with a great head of hair? Have a horse cock Small and bald with bad eyesight? Have a micropenis  Scumbag Genetics

Has the gene to repair telomeres in aging cells to prevent chromosome instability doesn't bother expressing it

Has the gene to repair telomeres in aging cells to prevent chromosome instability   doesn't bother expressing it  Scumbag Genetics

Balding? Here's an absurd amount of body hair

Balding? Here's an absurd amount of body hair  Scumbag Genetics

Hey bro so you're a handsome extrovert with a high sex drive? You know what would go great with this? Asperger's Syndrome

Hey bro so you're a handsome extrovert with a high sex drive? You know what would go great with this? Asperger's Syndrome  Scumbag Genetics

Handsome and intelligent? 5'6", We don't want to make things too easy.

Handsome and intelligent? 5'6

Handsome and intelligent? 5'8", We don't want to make things too easy.

Handsome and intelligent? 5'8

Oh just got over acne? here's some male pattern baldness for ya buddy

Oh just got over acne? here's some male pattern baldness for ya buddy  Scumbag Genetics

"don't worry, male pattern baldness comes from your mother's side. You're good" GUESS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

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