Scumbag Genetics

You're half Mexican? I can't do tan skin but I'll have you stop growing at 5'6"

You're half Mexican? I can't do tan skin but I'll have you stop growing at 5'6

Intelligent, beautiful, funny, great teeth, fantastic skin... 6'5 in heels

Intelligent, beautiful, funny, great teeth, fantastic skin... 6'5 in heels  Scumbag Genetics

Most complex organism on earth... Some of the most closed minded fucks...

Most complex organism on earth... Some of the most closed minded fucks...  Scumbag Genetics

photographic memory? let me hook you up with some Alzheimer's

photographic memory? let me hook you up with some Alzheimer's   Scumbag Genetics

Dream of being a public speaker? Here's a speech impediment

Dream of being a public speaker? Here's a speech impediment   Scumbag Genetics

Full head of blond hair GINGER BEARD

Full head of blond hair GINGER BEARD  Scumbag Genetics

Bald as a baby's ass on scalp hairy as a wookie everywhere else

Bald as a baby's ass on scalp hairy as a wookie everywhere else  Scumbag Genetics

You don't want to be like your dad We'll see about that

You don't want to be like your dad We'll see about that  Scumbag Genetics

hey, I've noticed you been running 2 1/2 miles every other day for the past 3 weeks. as a reward I shall make you heavier.

hey,  I've noticed you been running 2 1/2 miles every other day for the past 3 weeks. as a reward I shall make you heavier.  Scumbag Genetics

God made you in his image but bro he's like really ugly

God made you in his image but bro he's like really ugly  Scumbag Genetics
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