Scumbag Genetics

Heard you like wearing sweaters now you're growing one

Heard you like wearing sweaters now you're growing one  Scumbag Genetics

Going bald? Let me put some hair on your ears.

Going bald? Let me put some hair on your ears.  Scumbag Genetics

Your father has a cleft chin You have a double chin

Your father has a cleft chin You have a double chin  Scumbag Genetics

Why don't you have some ice cream? oh wait, you're lactose intolerant. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.

Why don't you have some ice cream? oh wait, you're lactose intolerant. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.  Scumbag Genetics

yupp... it'll be a frenchwoodite!

yupp... it'll be a frenchwoodite!  Scumbag Genetics

Let's see, you're handsome, your IQ is exceedingly high, you're 6'5" I'm making this too easy, you're going to have to be socially awkward too.

Let's see, you're handsome, your IQ is exceedingly high, you're 6'5

Tall, handsome, and Smart? Here, let me give you an extremely low metabolism and socially awkwardness to go along with it

Tall, handsome, and Smart? Here, let me give you an extremely low metabolism and socially awkwardness to go along with it  Scumbag Genetics

You want to grow a beard you say? cool, i'll just use the hair from your head

You want to grow a beard you say? cool, i'll just use the hair from your head  Scumbag Genetics

oh you're getting bald before 25? at least you don't have to worry about getting gray hair then

oh you're getting bald before 25? at least you don't have to worry about getting gray hair then  Scumbag Genetics

SURE!!! You can have chest hair doesn't stop growing

SURE!!! You can have chest hair doesn't stop growing  Scumbag Genetics
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