Scumbag Genetics

Oh, you love food? Here, have a really slow metabolism.

Oh, you love food? Here, have a really slow metabolism.  Scumbag Genetics

Gives a man boobs Gives none to me, a woman

Gives a man boobs Gives none to me, a woman  Scumbag Genetics

all your sibling have green eyes? here have some shit brown eyes

all your sibling have green eyes? here have some shit brown eyes   Scumbag Genetics

Oh so you like that girl? Let's wait till she has a boyfriend for your acne to clear up

Oh so you like that girl? Let's wait till she has a boyfriend for your acne to clear up  Scumbag Genetics

Want to look older Here's a bunch of gray hair

Want to look older Here's a bunch of gray hair  Scumbag Genetics

Free will? Fuck that, I'll determine your fate for you

Free will? Fuck that, I'll determine your fate for you  Scumbag Genetics

average-sized parents 5'4" son

average-sized parents 5'4

oH, YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE OFF YOUR HAT I GAVE YOU? cancer

oH, YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE OFF YOUR HAT I GAVE YOU? cancer  Scumbag Genetics

Tall, handsome, and smart? Here's some small calves, too!

Tall, handsome, and smart? Here's some 
small calves, too!  Scumbag Genetics

40 years without disease? That's long enough. Time for Crohn's.

40 years without disease? That's long enough.  Time for Crohn's.  Scumbag Genetics
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