Scumbag Genetics

Smart, funny, and a great person? here have some aspergers, crippling depression, anxiety, and a small dick. You good with that bro?

Smart, funny, and a great person? here have some aspergers, crippling depression, anxiety, and a small dick. You good with that bro?   Scumbag Genetics

oh, you're 6'4" and 6% natural body fat? Let's even things out with a mental handicap

oh, you're 6'4

Congratulations! You've got a big dick! Better make you 5'5''. Wouldn't want any girls to be interested in you.

Congratulations!  You've got a big dick! Better make you 5'5''.  Wouldn't want any girls to be interested in you.  Scumbag Genetics

Girls love your awesome jet-black hair lets make you go gray at 21

Girls love your awesome         jet-black hair lets make you go gray at 21  Scumbag Genetics

Oh, I see you have blonde hair here, take this black beard. it won't look shitty at all!

Oh, I see you have blonde hair here, take this black beard. it won't look shitty at all!  Scumbag Genetics

Green eyes shitty vision

Green eyes shitty vision  Scumbag Genetics

Nearly perfect health better make sure you're too ugly to enjoy it.

Nearly perfect health better make sure you're too ugly to enjoy it.  Scumbag Genetics

tall, Intelligent and handsome let's throw in some depresion, anxiety, and a bunch of other mental health problems

tall, Intelligent and handsome let's throw in some depresion, anxiety, and a bunch of other mental health problems  Scumbag Genetics

Brilliant and athletic? let's make you 6'0", 150 lbs, and give you a serious case of Pectus excavatum.

Brilliant and athletic? let's make you 6'0

Superior understanding of the physical world? ASPERGERS.

Superior understanding of the physical world? ASPERGERS.  Scumbag Genetics
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