Scumbag Genetics

just reached the big 2-0? here's my gift to you...male pattern balding!

just reached the big 2-0? here's my gift to you...male pattern balding!  Scumbag Genetics

smart enough to know how rocket engines work clueless about how female mind works

smart enough to know how rocket engines work clueless about how female mind works  Scumbag Genetics

6'3", broad shoulders, green eyes, strong jawline Better round things out with tons of back hair

6'3

you can have big tits but you'll have a lisp

you can have big tits but you'll have a lisp  Scumbag Genetics

body fat? let me store it in your belly and make your waist still thin

body fat? let me store it in your belly and make your waist still thin  Scumbag Genetics

theres the swag gene^

 theres the swag gene^  Scumbag Genetics

Not enough hair on the head lets put some on the back

Not enough hair on the head lets put some on the back  Scumbag Genetics

la la la la... oh don't mind me bro, just fucking up your chances of ever procreating

la la la la... oh don't mind me bro, just fucking up your chances of ever procreating  Scumbag Genetics

Have a cookie Stephanie oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.

Have a cookie Stephanie oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.  Scumbag Genetics

this is where gingers went wrong

this is where gingers went wrong  Scumbag Genetics
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