Scumbag Genetics

"girls dont associate flaccid penis size with erect size" makes you a grower, not a shower

Oh, you have a date tomorrow? Here's a cold sore

Oh, you have a date tomorrow? Here's a cold sore  Scumbag Genetics

Rare green eyes run in your family? Here have some shit brown ones instead.

Rare green eyes run in your family? Here have some shit brown ones instead.  Scumbag Genetics

YOU'RE NOW TALLER THAN YOUR OLDER BROTHER HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE 20 POUNDS ON YOU THOUGH

YOU'RE NOW TALLER THAN YOUR OLDER BROTHER HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE 20 POUNDS ON YOU THOUGH  Scumbag Genetics

Brilliant social commentator raging alcoholic

Brilliant social commentator raging alcoholic  Scumbag Genetics

ugly as hell here's an identical twin to remind you

ugly as hell here's an identical twin to remind you  Scumbag Genetics

Your dad has a full head of hair? Receding hairline

Your dad has a full head of hair? Receding hairline  Scumbag Genetics

Here's a huge dick And a ton of socially awkward

Here's a huge dick And a ton of socially awkward   Scumbag Genetics

you say Double helix I say coin toss

you say Double helix I say coin toss  Scumbag Genetics

Over 6 feet tall? Let's make you weigh 130 pounds

Over 6 feet tall? Let's make you weigh 130 pounds  Scumbag Genetics
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