Scumbag Gandalf

“Hobbits are remarkably light on their feet. In fact, they can pass unseen by most..." "Here Bilbo, take this bright glowing sword"

“Hobbits are remarkably light on their feet. In fact, they can pass unseen by most...

Says Swords are no use when fighting a balrog defeates balrog with sword

Says Swords are no use when fighting a balrog defeates balrog with sword  Scumbag Gandalf

makes hobbits walk to Mordor and risk their lives sends eagles to Mordor when he believes they are dead

makes hobbits walk to Mordor and risk their lives sends eagles to Mordor when he believes they are dead  Scumbag Gandalf

so it begins the greatest homework flood of our time

so it begins the greatest homework flood of our time  Scumbag Gandalf

Can Summon giant eagles Makes you walk

Can Summon giant eagles Makes you walk  Scumbag Gandalf

can summon transport eagles at will makes sure everybody risks their life walking to destination

can summon transport eagles at will makes sure everybody risks their life walking to destination  Scumbag Gandalf

Gets seven people to travel cross countinent eagle arrives in 5 minutes at the mountain

Gets seven people to travel cross countinent eagle arrives in 5 minutes at the mountain  Scumbag Gandalf

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, He arrives precisely when he means to

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, He arrives precisely when he means to  Scumbag Gandalf

smokes the Shire leaf day and night can't remember how to open the door to Moria

smokes the Shire leaf day and night can't remember how to open the door to Moria  Scumbag Gandalf

walks around looking like an old man whoops 20 ft. tall Balrog's ass

walks around looking like an old man whoops 20 ft. tall Balrog's ass  Scumbag Gandalf
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