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Scumbag EMT

Oh you diagnosed yourself and can do my job? Your so smart. Please go on doctor.

Oh you diagnosed yourself and can do my job? Your so smart. Please go on doctor. Scumbag EMT
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Pt is 18 y/o, f, complaining of C/p need a 12-lead ekg stat

Pt is 18 y/o, f, complaining of C/p need a 12-lead ekg stat Scumbag EMT
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Cut finger? High flow oxygen

Cut finger? High flow oxygen Scumbag EMT
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Hypertension Have some oxygen

Hypertension Have some oxygen Scumbag EMT
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Be Nice - I may be your paramedic some day... remember, Needle size and electricity setting are up to me!

Be Nice - I may be your paramedic some day... remember, Needle size and electricity setting are up to me! Scumbag EMT
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Girlfriend thinks cops are hotter Take baseline vitals and perform CPR while cop scratches his ass. OH YEAH.

Girlfriend thinks cops are hotter Take baseline vitals and perform CPR while cop scratches his ass. OH YEAH. Scumbag EMT
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Dispatch: Subject fallen at 123 St. 0400 hours Gravity Strikes again!

Dispatch: Subject fallen at 123 St. 0400 hours Gravity Strikes again! Scumbag EMT
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Listening to 'Last Kiss' by Pearl Jam Wonders if girl in song had c-spine injury and he killed her when he "lifted her head"

Listening to 'Last Kiss' by Pearl Jam Wonders if girl in song had c-spine injury and he killed her when he
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You're a nurse? When I need sheets changed I'll call you

You're a nurse? When I need sheets changed I'll call you Scumbag EMT
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Pulse, Motor, Sensation? Tickles drunk's feet

Pulse, Motor, Sensation? Tickles drunk's feet Scumbag EMT
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