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Scumbag Doctor

Patient tells him they want a painkiller other than lortab. Calls them a druggie and prescribes them advil.

Patient tells him they want a painkiller other than lortab. Calls them a druggie and prescribes them advil. Scumbag Doctor
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I hope you like Chinese food

I hope you like Chinese food Scumbag Doctor
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You have uncontrollable, explosive, pure-liquid diarrhea? I'll need a stool sample in this tiny little pee cup.

You have uncontrollable, explosive, pure-liquid diarrhea? I'll need a stool sample in this tiny little pee cup. Scumbag Doctor
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12 years of medical training Can't work a copy machine

12 years of medical training Can't work a copy machine Scumbag Doctor
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Wow, you've got a lot of ear wax But don't go sticking cotton swabs in your ears, That's dangerous

Wow, you've got a lot of ear wax But don't go sticking cotton swabs in your ears, That's dangerous Scumbag Doctor
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"You have the ghonorreah" test comes back negative and fails to inform you after accusing gf
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asks medical student the patient's diagnosis selects patient with an impossibly rare disease they will never see again in their lifetime

asks medical student the patient's diagnosis selects patient with an impossibly rare disease they will never see again in their lifetime Scumbag Doctor
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"I'll be with you in just a minute" Arrives 45 minutes later
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Makes $150,000 a year Has no idea WHat the Kreb's cycle is.

Makes $150,000 a year Has no idea WHat the Kreb's cycle is. Scumbag Doctor
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