Scumbag Dentist

Knows you can't move or speak Proceeds to tell life story

Knows you can't move or speak Proceeds to tell life story  Scumbag Dentist

tells you that you brush too hard proceeds to scrape your teeth with metal instruments

tells you that you brush too hard proceeds to scrape your teeth with metal instruments  Scumbag Dentist

Asks you how you're doing Puts tools in your mouth before you can respond

Asks you how you're doing Puts tools in your mouth before you can respond  Scumbag Dentist

You need to brush your teeth more slowly Now open wide for this high-pressure waterpick

You need to brush your teeth more slowly Now open wide for this high-pressure waterpick  Scumbag Dentist

flosses teeth with wild abandon blames you when gums bleed

flosses teeth with wild abandon blames you when gums bleed  Scumbag Dentist

knocks you out with drugs puts penis in your mouth

knocks you out with drugs puts penis in your mouth  Scumbag Dentist

Knows you haven't flossed since Christmas attacks your gums with a metal knife anyways

Knows you haven't flossed since Christmas attacks your gums with a metal knife anyways  Scumbag Dentist

Tell them you have sensitive teeth blow air on your teeth

Tell them you have sensitive teeth blow air on your teeth  Scumbag Dentist

Stabs you with his sharp metal tools "You wouldn't so much if you flossed everyday."

Stabs you with his sharp metal tools

So then I said... You have 2 cavities and they'll be filled today!

So then I said... You have 2 cavities and they'll be filled today!  Scumbag Dentist
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