Scumbag Dad

Say he speaks russian Doesn't

Say he speaks russian Doesn't  Scumbag Dad

Tells you he's going to sleep stays on playing farmville

Tells you he's going to sleep stays on playing farmville  Scumbag Dad

Demands remote before every movie can never find the pause button

Demands remote before every movie can never find the pause button  Scumbag Dad

Doesn't tell you before hand that you and your family are going to church wakes you up at 8 am and forces you to go

Doesn't tell you before hand that you and your family are going to church wakes you up at 8 am and forces you to go  Scumbag Dad

oh you're home for spring break? Here are a week's worth of chores I need you to do

oh you're home for spring break? Here are a week's worth of chores I need you to do  Scumbag Dad

Buys popcorn without butter Adds butter

Buys popcorn without butter Adds butter  Scumbag Dad

tells you he left the keys in your car locks them inside

tells you he left the keys in your car  locks them inside  Scumbag Dad

Ridicules those who transport mattresses on the top of their car "unsafely" son's snowboarding shit flies everywhere on the way up north

Ridicules those who transport mattresses on the top of their car
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