Scumbag DM

Female player joins group character must wear chainmail bikini

Female player joins group character must wear chainmail bikini  Scumbag DM

random encounter Three hour combat that kills half the party and blows most of your resources

random encounter Three hour combat that kills half the party and blows most of your resources  Scumbag DM

"This campaign will focus on roleplaying, problem-solving, and character development" All combat

Character incredibly good at only one trait "Umm, new house rule..."

Character incredibly good at only one trait

Evil NPC has sword of life stealing His corpse does not

Evil NPC has sword of life stealing His corpse does not  Scumbag DM

"DON'T WORRY GUYS, WE'LL PLAY NEXT WEEK" POSTPONES AGAIN

walls are stunjelly. Ceiling is a lurker above. floor is a trapper. Treaure chest is a mimic.

walls are stunjelly. Ceiling is a lurker above. floor is a trapper. Treaure chest is a mimic.  Scumbag DM

Scroll of read magic

Scroll of read magic   Scumbag DM

Plans a session at 8 Kills your family

Plans a session at 8 Kills your family  Scumbag DM

spend three hours making an ingenious plan to sneak past enemies "Roll for initative"

spend three hours making an ingenious plan to sneak past enemies
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